Greetings my monkeys! Once again it is time to delve into the book of Timmo to find yet another Ponderous Proverb that speaks of wisdom gained from interseting and sometimes unfortunate experiences. Here is verse 3!
The man that doth think that he can useth undiluted household Dettol on any bodily part will only learn a painful lesson!
To exemplify this proverb I'll tell you a little story: "Once there was a man named Shabooboo, this man whilst in the delerium of Malarial fever managed to cut one of his "golden chestnuts." The last thing he wanted was to end up with infection. He searched around for antiseptic cream or TCP but could find none. Finally he found a bottle of household Dettol in the kitchen.
Taking the Dettol and without really thinking he spalshed it on liberally without dilution. He described later that the burning he felt was as if he had dipped his golden chestnut into acid and then plunged it into the heart of the sun.
The story does not end here however as the next day he found to his dismay that layers of skin were peeling off. Thankfully, although really rather dim, he wasn't a complete moron and remebered that salt water was very healing. He thus managed to save his golden chestnut but not without learning a painful lesson."
Here endeth the lesson friends. God speed.
8 comments:
Wow! Scary! Made me laugh hysterically Tim-babes! Hope you're recovering nicely!
Nicolex
That's nuts!! I must confess doing a similar thing when I had groin strain after playing footie. Deep heat was my poison of choice!
Oh Tim...
Brother Timbo - you're completely bonkers! Had a good old laugh on your account. Where's the matron of your household (asks the ex-nurse)? Speedy recovery wishes from the 3rd floor, ux
Mate has this affected your predictions for when a goal has been scored.
Goodness gracious great balls of fire!!
You could be sterile
Haha! This made my day! The best bit is the picture of the conkers! Awaiting your return with impatience :)
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